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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #250 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:11:01 AM »
Quote from: Antero on Dec 20, 2007, 01:10:10 AM
Hooray scotch!  Much better than bourbon.

BOOOOO
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #251 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:17:37 AM »
Drinks tooo night

3   16oz micros from angry hanks.  (Street Fight Red Ale, Head Trauma IPA, HELL) 

1 Pigs Ass Porter

3 Hendrick's and Tonic!
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morgan
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« Reply #252 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:19:50 AM »
Awww, Freddy's drunk again.  Let the fun begin!!
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #253 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:21:23 AM »
I'll fun you
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morgan
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« Reply #254 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:22:41 AM »
Oh, please do.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #255 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:24:20 AM »
perv
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morgan
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« Reply #256 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:25:43 AM »
What?  I didn't say anything. 

You've got to be aware by now that I genuinely like it when you drunk-post.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #257 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:26:23 AM »
morgan morgan

mogrun
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morgan
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« Reply #258 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:27:09 AM »
Oh.  Ok.






...what?
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #259 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:28:44 AM »
mogrun
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Quote from: Heathcote
I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
morgan
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« Reply #260 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:30:16 AM »
Murk used to call me magron all the time, back when we still talked regularly.

And I'm leaving for a movie now.  Have fun, drunk Freddy!
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #261 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:32:21 AM »
curse you
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lastclearchance
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« Reply #262 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:38:49 AM »
i'm still here sucka (and drinking (admittedly, only an amstel light, but i am trying to finish a take-home final) so i belong in the thread)

why don't you curse me
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #263 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:40:45 AM »
I am full of holiday cheer


AND WHISKEY
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coldforge
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« Reply #264 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:42:25 AM »
don't make yourself bloody maries before bed! it's a MORNING drink!


i suppose i'll have to have one when I wake up, then.
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è l'era del terzo mondo.
elpollodiablo
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« Reply #265 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:43:21 AM »
The best kind of bloody mary is the kind that is only vodka
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think 'on the road.'
Augo
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« Reply #266 on: Dec 20, 2007, 02:56:03 AM »
I am also full of whiskey.  I'd sure like to try one of those Palindromes sometime...
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morgan
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« Reply #267 on: Dec 20, 2007, 05:18:41 AM »
I sort of just want to be drunk for the next seven weeks, but eh.  Guess that's not really an option, unfortunately.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #268 on: Dec 20, 2007, 05:36:38 AM »
You know, there are quite a few American beers that are highly underrated.  This, unfortunately, is not one of them.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #269 on: Dec 20, 2007, 07:19:05 AM »
Quote from: YojimboMonkey on Dec 20, 2007, 01:11:01 AM
Quote from: Antero on Dec 20, 2007, 01:10:10 AM
Hooray scotch!  Much better than bourbon.

BOOOOO

Jim, I was at a Christmas party last night, and I thought of your story about "The ladies sure love Maker's Mark." 

The party was open bar (O glorious!) but there were only about four kinds of whisky there, none particularly extraordinary.  So I was drinking Maker's, talking to this girl, and she said, "I don't think I've ever had whisky."  And I said, "You're missing out!"  And she said, "Yeah, but how many girls do you know who really drink whisky?" and I couldn't think of an actual number offhand, so I just sputtered "Bah!" and recommended that she try some Maker's Mark.
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Lucy
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« Reply #270 on: Dec 20, 2007, 12:25:02 PM »
Quote from: Greg Nog on Dec 20, 2007, 07:19:05 AM
Quote from: YojimboMonkey on Dec 20, 2007, 01:11:01 AM
Quote from: Antero on Dec 20, 2007, 01:10:10 AM
Hooray scotch!  Much better than bourbon.

BOOOOO

Jim, I was at a Christmas party last night, and I thought of your story about "The ladies sure love Maker's Mark." 

The party was open bar (O glorious!) but there were only about four kinds of whisky there, none particularly extraordinary.  So I was drinking Maker's, talking to this girl, and she said, "I don't think I've ever had whisky."  And I said, "You're missing out!"  And she said, "Yeah, but how many girls do you know who really drink whisky?" and I couldn't think of an actual number offhand, so I just sputtered "Bah!" and recommended that she try some Maker's Mark.

i drink whiskey.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #271 on: Dec 20, 2007, 12:31:43 PM »
She asked about GIRLS, Lucy, not WOMYN.
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Lucy
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« Reply #272 on: Dec 20, 2007, 12:32:12 PM »
touche.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #273 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:03:17 PM »
man, i would have shot that excuse down so fast! "who cares how many girls i know drink whiskey? do you want to be PART of the pack, or do you want to be AHEAD of the pack?"
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #274 on: Dec 20, 2007, 02:17:57 PM »
Shit, day 5 of binge and I feel pretty crappy.

This must be what Bukowski felt like ALL THE TIME.

Hell of a way to celebrate. Tonight, one car bomb for each semester spent at college!
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