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Author Topic: Non-sequiturs and Pre-sequiturs: yet another random thread  (Read 46054 times)
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« Reply #300 on: Feb 13, 2008, 12:52:06 AM »
Winter can just go somewhere else, thank you very much. Going out to shovel snow after midnight sucks. Shoveling snow after midnight while it's freezing rain sucks even more. Seriously.
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Wally
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« Reply #301 on: Feb 13, 2008, 03:00:25 AM »
I had to help take a body to the morgue last night, as one of the two dudes who came to do the pick up had a broken arm.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #302 on: Feb 13, 2008, 07:28:49 AM »
Fucking hell. It's far too fucking early.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #303 on: Feb 13, 2008, 07:49:12 AM »
However, the fancy headset they gave me does provide some manner of solace.
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« Reply #304 on: Feb 13, 2008, 07:53:02 AM »
I woke up to take a piss now here I am. WTF.
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Lucy
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« Reply #305 on: Feb 13, 2008, 07:56:56 AM »
i've been up since 4:30. why why why why why???

also, my dad's wife is in labor.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #306 on: Feb 13, 2008, 08:04:37 AM »
If it makes you all feel better, my furnace is on the fritz again so that coupled with worrying about waking up on time kept me up for most of the night.

Also, re: dad's wife:  Shocked
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« Reply #307 on: Feb 13, 2008, 08:10:57 AM »
Also, apparently the habit with this crew is to leave their headsets on all the time which means that the entire crew is breathing in each other's ear the whole time.
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« Reply #308 on: Feb 13, 2008, 10:09:49 AM »
B.O.R.E.D.
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #309 on: Feb 13, 2008, 10:10:13 AM »
I miss you guys.  what's been going on?  somebody sum up, plz!
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Maaik
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« Reply #310 on: Feb 13, 2008, 10:29:33 AM »
Quote from: milesofsparks on Feb 13, 2008, 10:10:13 AM
I miss you guys.  what's been going on?  somebody sum up, plz!
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Doctor Bob
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« Reply #311 on: Feb 13, 2008, 10:30:18 AM »
Diesel,

If you're going to be up and about and working at this time of the day, we should make plans to hang out- online poker, maybe?  Aside from the Euros, LPtJ is usually so quiet until about lunchtime (Irish time), unless Jeb can't sleep or The Tourist is doing his nocturnal thing.  (We don't count the kiwis, obviously.)

In other news, it's a truly glorious day here- started off crazy misty, which was a pain on the bike this morning for us glasses-wearers, but since then the mist has gradually been burning off and there's real warmth in the sun.  It makes me want to skip work and lie in a park.

And I just won two tickets to see the Nils Økland Trio tonight!  Who's free?
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Yowza. Things happen when you go outside!
elpollodiablo
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« Reply #312 on: Feb 13, 2008, 10:38:05 AM »
I would totally be down for some poker with you gents, I've thought about starting a thread to that effect in the past
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Doctor Bob
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« Reply #313 on: Feb 13, 2008, 10:58:51 AM »
I'm perfect for that- I'm loaded, useless at poker and terrible at bluffing.

Well, two out of three ain't bad.

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MoS- as the Chinese say: 宁为太平犬，不做乱世人
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #314 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:04:29 PM »
Okay so lately I've been noticing these kids that wear tbogs that are fuzzy and have like animal features, fox ears, bear ears, eyes, etc. Many of them also wear these detachable tails that clip onto the back of their pants. Some of them also wear matching fuzzy gloves.

What the fuck is this. Someone tell me that I'm either experiencing like some sort of recurring and highly specific psychotic episode or this is entirely localized to OU and you've got no clue what I'm talking about. Cuz I'd hate to think of this as some sort of national trend. Are they like pseudo furries or something?
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DCDave
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« Reply #315 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:07:55 PM »
WTF are tbogs?
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #316 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:10:34 PM »
Knit cap, stocking cap, ski cap, beanie
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DCDave
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« Reply #317 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:15:24 PM »
Oh - Ok.  Yeah, those are pseudo furries.  If they don't have the tails then they just have bad fashion sense, but as it is they're pseudo-furries.  They probably like anime (and paaaaain).  Essentially I think they are the new goths.
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« Reply #318 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Doctor Bob on Feb 13, 2008, 10:58:51 AM
I'm loaded

Oh, we are going to have such fun
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #319 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:26:26 PM »
I am eating lunch.  I sneezed while eating a piece of food that I had put a substantial amount of habanero sauce on.  As a result, I currently have habanero sauce in my sinus cavity.

I feel like I am being surprisingly calm about this.
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DCDave
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« Reply #320 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:29:15 PM »
How does that make your face feel?
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slow west vultures
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« Reply #321 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:31:29 PM »
mmmm . . . incapacitating . . .
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #322 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:37:12 PM »
Holy jesus... I can't believe you managed to type that out. I woulda been running up and down the block screaming.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #323 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:47:18 PM »
Well I finally snapped and got banned from boingboing. Time to drop it from the RSS feed.
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #324 on: Feb 13, 2008, 01:51:07 PM »
It was pretty bad for a few minutes, I admit.  There was much sniffling and nose-blowing and the like.  It didn't last too long though.  I think it's mostly out of there now.  I have a nasty tickle in my throat though and can't get rid of it, I keep coughing.  I just coughed while taking a drink and sent a water chaser up there after the habanero sauce. 

Actually I feel kind of miserable but I don't think it's 'cause of the habanero sauce.


edit: haha, awesome Miles.  Did they pull the post that got you banned or is it still up for our enjoyment?
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