Non-sequiturs and Pre-sequiturs: yet another random thread

[Ah_Pook]

yea powersquid is pretty much the best

it doesnt even look like a good product but i kinda want to buy 2 of them

[C of heartbreak]

I'm currently poking around Amazon.com in my post-holiday gift certificate windfall. Recommend things for me to consume!

[DCDave]

Dude - check their sale food section.

[C of heartbreak]

Wow, that is kind of overwhelming.

[El_Josharino]

Well, it looks like it's about the time of night were I drink and watch a bunch of episodes of Good Eats.

[diesel_powered]

New Rule: You're not allowed to make nuclear policy if you can't pronounce "nuclear".

[diesel_powered]

Whenever the Marketplace report comes on in the morning, I still always have a tiny freakout that I'm running late because for years, that was the signal that if I wasn't on the road yet, I'd be late for work.

[Thermofusion]

Whenever the Marketplace report comes on in the morning, I still always have a tiny freakout that I'm running late because for years, that was the signal that if I wasn't on the road yet, I'd be late for work.

Kai Ryssdal has the coolest name in public radio.  He sounds like he should be some badass Swedish-Japanese ninja.

[dieblucasdie]

for real.  They need to focus less on making it look cooler and more on make it run cooler.

see what I did there?

I hate myself.

[elpollodiablo]

Wrong thread chum(p)

[diesel_powered]

Fuck. I so don't want to go to bed right now. Or ever. Or get up at 7 this morning. I just want to sit on my couch and smoke pot and watch TV and drink beer.

[Little Sixes Little Nines]

New Rule: You're not allowed to make nuclear policy if you can't pronounce "nuclear".

It's pronounced NOOK-YOU-LURE, you idiot. The S is silent

[elpollodiablo]

So it looks like I'm going to go wait overnight to make sure I get one of a dozen Wiis at this store two towns over. Which makes me feel like a massive tool but then again it'd probably be good for me to have to read/study for eight hours straight without the distraction of the internets.

[jebreject]

Tool.

Also, I don't want to go to work today. Booooo. And it's snowing. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[dieblucasdie]

Once pollo has both his MacBook and his Wii does that mean he's finally not allowed to talk shit about "hipsters" anymore?

[milesofsparks]

So it looks like I'm going to go wait overnight to make sure I get one of a dozen Wiis at this store two towns over. Which makes me feel like a massive tool but then again it'd probably be good for me to have to read/study for eight hours straight without the distraction of the internets.

wait, so....  ?

[Mike24]

New Rule: You're not allowed to make nuclear policy if you can't pronounce "nuclear".

It's pronounced NOOK-YOU-LURE, you idiot. The S is silent

as with most family guy jokes, it was funnier when the simpsons did it.

[elpollodiablo]

I dunno K, I will email you tonight and let you know what's up. This is my last ditch effort to try and lay hands on one before the end of the week.

[RoyBiggins]

I just called around here, Pollo.  Not findin' any. But I did try.  I don't relish your havin' to stay out all night to do it.  Is this at least a store where you can be inside the whole time?

[elpollodiablo]

Wow, I appreciate that Biggins. And yeah, it's like a local chain of big box stores so we'll be inside and there will be food and coffee and restrooms nearby.

[Good Intentions]

       >> Tomfoolery <<
       Sweaty crotch advertising takes off

   The ad campaign for Tom Ford's new fragrance
   for men hits new heights of art-wank. So
   one web designer has posted his riposte.
   It's brilliant.

   Perhaps the fashion world hasn't quite
   got its head round the idea of a piss-take,
   as a new “designer hair fragrance” liked it
   so much they're trying to commission
   this guy for their ad campaign.

The original:
http://www.tomford.com/en/

The new version:
http://www.vannen.com/fragrance/

[diesel_powered]

Ah Tom Ford. Proof that the world of fashion is the only place where gay men can court the va-jay-jay.

[silentsigh89]

things I have surmised from the screaming that's been going on all morning:

My mom's boyfriend slugged his manager at work and has been suspended without pay for a week
this made him so angry that he went out and crashed my mom's car
next week? Me and Bob, baby. Stuck in the apartment. ow ow!

[coldforge]

Dude, do you want to come crash here? Don't do that.

[jebreject]

Beth, seriously.