You Never Got a Reason, But You Put It On My Tab: New Drunk Thread

[FreddyKnuckles]

Yeah one time they had dirty 30's of Busch lite for sale for 9.99 so I figured 4 would suffice.

Then there was the gas station that sold 18 packs of pbr bottles for 7.99 for a while.  Oh man.

(of course that was the same gas station that tempted me into buying 12 packs of steel reserve that were 5 bucks) VOMIT

[El_Josharino]

This ghetto liquor store kinda by my old house in Lincoln used to always have cases of Old Style for 8.99. One night we had a kegger, and the keg floated at like 12:30, and I made a heroic last minute dash and picked up a few of those, and when I got back a bunch of people had left and I ended up drinking almost all of that Old Style. (Not that night). It was pretty grand.

[diesel_powered]

So before I went out this evening to show films to the unwashed art school masses and finish a four pack of Dark Horse's Scotty Karate Scotch ale, I had the bright idea to throw the windows of my apartment open and air out the stank. Unfortunately, I forgot that the battery in one of my fire alarms is going and that whenever the temperature in the space drops below about 68, it starts chirping loudly every few minutes. Hopefully once my apartment returns to its normal temperature, there will be enough juice to stop the chirping so I can go to bed and forget that I need to pick up a 9 volt.

[El_Josharino]

Oh man, so Beertopia is holding a 5 class beers school over the next couple months where they talk about history, brewing styles, stuff like that. It's 65 bones for all 5 classes, and each class will involve, obviously, learning stuff, as well as 8-10 samples and snacks and so forth. Sounds pretty sweet. I'm thinking I should run over there and sign up before shit fills up.

[YojimboMonkey]

I just did a shot of limoncello from my wife's boobs.



*aaaah*   Sometimes life is good

[diesel_powered]

 

You. Lucky. Bastard.

[Andrew_TSKS]

i'm envious, and i don't even drink!

do you know the last time i even encountered naked boobs?

me neither!

[diesel_powered]

High five!

*sob*

[diesel_powered]

Oh right. Drinking. Good idea.

I like how the bottom edge of every remote in my house is slightly fucked up because I've used them all to open beer. It's like I've marked them all in the most telling way possible.

[dieblucasdie]

So my neighbor totally stopped by with a 30 of Old Style as a birthday gift.  Yesssss.

[girl]

Did we miss your birthday?!

[dieblucasdie]

haha yeah it was Tuesday, but don't worry, I think my brother is the only person here who would know it.

[girl]

  Happy Birthday! 

[dieblucasdie]

heh thanks chica!   

[Augo]

Happy bday blucas! 

There's a bar here in town with half price pitchers on weekends.  Thus, I've been working on $5 pitchers of hopalleuia all night long, and damn am I ever feelin' fine. 

And I must have bumped into something because my arm is bleeding.

[El_Josharino]

$5 pitcher of Hopluia?! Oh fuck. Every once in awhile I'm sad to not live in Lincoln anymore.

[diesel_powered]

I miss Hopaluia. They had six packs at the convenience store up the street from you. It introduced me to the sublime wonderment of dry hopping.

[justinh]

I've been sipping on Anchor Bock and Dark Horse Black Bier all weekend.  I'm in a bock/porter/black beer phase for the early spring. 

[diesel_powered]

How's the Dark Horse? We've got a pretty extensive selection of their stuff here, but I've only ever tried their Scotch Ale. (Good, but a little sweet for my taste.)

[Augo]

Conversations from work:

Setting... Augo and Friendly Work Mate Ryan are sitting on parked forklifts just outside Door 17 at Menards.  It's cloudy and breezy.

Friendly Work Mate:  I'm thirsty for something but I can't figure out what.
Augo: Whiskey, dude.
FWM: Nah I stopped drinking whiskey a long time ago.
Augo: You can just go somewhere else I'm done speaking with you.
FWM: Well it's just that whenever I drink whiskey I usually wake up butt naked on top of a broken coffee table.
Augo: Hah! So what's the problem then?
FWM: (Chuckles) Well after drinking whiskey I tend to have a whole bunch of them...
Augo: Me too!  Let me tell you something, Ryan.  I have problems.  I have big problems mostly because of decisions I've made under the influence of whiskey.  But, if I didn't have problems, I'd just be another zombie forklift driver at Menards who loves his mom.  That's all I'd be, and that's not satisfactory.
FWM: Hm.
Augo: I welcome those problems with open arms.  What am I without my problems?
FWM: Wow man I never thought I'd hear that sort of talkin' at work.  I like it.
Augo: (Nods, sighs, turns on forklift, drives away.)


That poor kid is gonna drink whiskey and ruin his life tonight. 

[diesel_powered]

It's not like you gave him bad advice.

[peacocks]

two words: bar turtle

[rockmeamadeus]

man I took GREs today

then went to the pub, drank murphy's

then went to kristen's, where her parents keep a fully stocked liqour cabinet. They were like, "man you guys must be beat! drink all you want!"

so I have been drinking like grand marnier martinis and godfathers with chivas and really nice amaretto... wooo!

GREs man they are some fascist fucking SHIT.

[diesel_powered]

Damn, sounds like a fitting end to a stressful day.

Congratulations on being one step closer to once again nestling yourself in the warm, soft bosom of academia.

[The_Tourist]

i am drinking negro modelo after negro modelo, for that is the finest the local grocery store has to offer.

the local grocery store being "liborio."


soon i will continue this while watching rock n roll high school.